Dubious streak in the computer lab

I'm not proud in saying this but the computer lab has been on a streak as of late. For four consecutive days, a lab associate or yours truly has caught a person using another library patron's card.

'Tis the season for not having a clue. The two younger ladies I caught simply walked away from the computer lab gnashing their teeth in anger as I confiscated the card in question. Another gentleman had to hash his situation out with our Circ super.

I think I can sell these chumps one hell of a lemon of an automobile because if they neglect to read our rules for having a library card, they obviously would neglect reading the terms of a sales contract. C'mon people, you use somebody else's ID at the library, you lose.